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Edge inspect button does nothing

The inspect button in Edge (Ctrl+Shift+C) does exactly nothing when clicked.
Inspect button
Repros 100% for me for about a year. Affects all pages including this one, Google’s homepage, etc. Chrome inspect works on all the same pages, but certain contrived scenarios I started running into make it inconvenient to not have it working on Edge. I’m running Windows 10 Home 64-bit, not a vendor version, without any third-party windows integrations, antivirus or hotkey remappers. It still repros when my browser extensions are turned off.

There isn’t much about this online. One solution suggested going to edge://flags/#edge-overlay-scrollbars-win-style and turning off minimal scrollbars, but that didn’t solve it. I’m looking for a solution that allows the inspect button to function again.