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how do i make windows ten learn its place and do what i tell it to?

I recently got a new pc and am only using windows ten because of specific hardware demands, i generally keep it offline, but have to remember to disable updates every time i plug it into the router otherwise it will update without a choice, cortana is always spying and wasting resources, as well as edge and photos turning themselves on whenever they feel like it. it denies me basic permissions of ending process trees, and is just in general a terrible operating system.

im nearly at the point of scrapping over 500 dollars worth of hardware to go back to windows 7 or 8.

please help me have a computer that works as well as one i got for half the price 5 years ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE… windows ten… SINCE I BEGAN TO …own it… THERE ARE….. 37.2 trillion cells in my body….. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE ….trillions of cells…. IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR… windows ten… AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR …it…. HATE. HATE.